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    Category : Misc
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    Type : T


    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
    I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.
    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,
    The Flu

    (Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot.)

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