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    Category : Political
    Rating : 4.00
    Contributor : n/a
    Type : T


    The President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.�Mr. President,� said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, �there�s good news & bad news.� �Oh, no,� muttered the President, �Well, let me have the bad news first.� �The bad news, sir, is that we�ve been invaded by creatures from another planet.� �Gosh, and the good news?� �The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil.�

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